Oh crap, just got a Cherry MX Black board, and now I don’t know if I like these better than the clears or not. Shit!

Lots going on in the member post today, but I also am asking you for some feedback. Especially about portable keyboards.

@manton Wavelength doesn’t work with self-hosted sites?

Still looking to hire senior people for iOS, WPF .NET, React.js, and UX Design. Come apply.

How does Apple do such a good job with the ‘Chill Mix’ playlist thing, but fails at the other ones?

Ok I cannot stress how much I love this GMK Carbon SA keycard set on the Pok3r. So much so I am considering taking my keyboard with me this weekend to the beach. I mean, it’s so lovely and nice.

Any chance there’s a Tumblr for ‘Mark Zuckerberg testifies in front of congress gifs’? Or is my internet old age showing again?

My two favorites from today:

  1. Booster seat: https://i.redd.it/zriccvaf15r01.jpg
  2. Smile: https://i.imgur.com/Mk3FFhw.gifv

If I were in charge of marketing for Ancestry.com I would change to one simple question: “Ever wonder if your parents, are really your parents?”

Sales would be booming.

Pro Tip: for those applying to work for me, spell “MartianCraft” correctly. Kthxbye.

I cannot recommend any Bosch brand dishwashers. This thing has more bullshit errors than any other appliance I’ve ever owned. When it works, it’s great. It’s that I’ve taken it apart 4 times in a year of owning it. So far.

I should probably write a Medium post about the 40 minutes I was without my largest iPad Pro and forced to only use the smaller one. AMA

iPad started working again, that must have been a very dead battery.

My 12.9” iPad Pro battery died over the weekend (didn’t use it), it has now been charging on the USB-C charger for 25+ minutes and still shows low battery. This is stressing me out now. WTF.

Hey look at that, I’ve got the member’s post for tomorrow all ready to go. New iPad Productivity Report coming, finally.

Minor point: AOL used to be “the internet” for many too.

The more time I spend giving direction to people, or explaining things on my website, the more I realize that considering the words you use are crucial to communication. More than that, thinking like this takes immense care to develop. More…

I had a professor who told me “it’s best to just pick one thing you dislike and to dislike it a lot”. I picked France. I’ve decided to relenquish my loathing of France with an overdue replacement of ‘Zuckerberg’. I hope those who know me best were sitting down when they saw this.

No member post today, recovering from the flu. I’ll get one out once it seems likely to be coherent.

Oh it really pisses me off when some blog decides they can analyze data sets, while having little understanding of statistics, math, and scientific method. Or just. Ugh so dumb.

This appears to be a similar thing I tried to do with a some buddies, only better done. Subscribed.

Hahahaha, we abused the people that worked for us so you can binge watch more shit. Hahahahaha.

Over at MartianCraft we’re hiring iOS developers, and have a rare designer spot open as well. Come apply for the job, stay for my weekly snack updates.

Sloane: dad let me tell you. In our horse game there’s stalls for two horses but we bought only the one that was free.
Me: ok. Cool.
S: there are other horses and stalls with locks on them.
Me: so you want me to buy those?
S: yes. They are only 99 bucks.
Me: cents‽
S: yes.

This was a difficult post to think about, but here’s my thoughts on OmniOutliner 3 for iOS.

Goldfish crackers are so absurdly perfectly delicious.